Hacker for Hire » General http://blog.hackerforhire.org Burning Down People's Dreams Since That One Day ... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:39:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Do Not Taunt Facebook http://blog.hackerforhire.org/2011/02/03/do-not-taunt-facebook/ http://blog.hackerforhire.org/2011/02/03/do-not-taunt-facebook/#comments Thu, 03 Feb 2011 23:33:11 +0000 Administrator http://blog.hackerforhire.org/?p=425 While writing on my cousin’s wall, I came across the following revelation and it seems rather accurate:

  • Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Facebook.
  • Caution: Facebook may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
  • Facebook contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
  • Do not use Facebook on concrete.
  • Discontinue use of Facebook if any of the following occurs:
    • itching
    • vertigo
    • dizziness
    • tingling in extremities
    • loss of balance or coordination
    • slurred speech
    • temporary blindness
    • profuse sweating
    • heart palpitations
  • If Facebook begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
  • Facebook may stick to certain types of skin.
  • When not in use, Facebook should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Facebook, Mark “Big Daddy” Zuckerberg, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
  • Ingredients of Facebook include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
  • Facebook has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
  • Do not taunt Facebook.
  • Facebook comes with a lifetime guarantee.
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At the very basic level, tethering is nothing more than providing a way to share your phone’s connection to the internet. I’ve been using a similar tool for years to do the same sort of thing, ssh. So why not just use that again? For all you hackers out there, he’s the quick and dirty in 10 easy steps:

  1. Jail-break your iPhone.  I recommend any of the following the procedures here
  2. Install SSH using Cydia
  3. Setup a computer-to-computer network in whatever capacity you like (yea Mac!)
  4. Join your iPhone to the computer-to-computer network
  5. Open up a terminal and ping the broadcast address to find you iPhone (or whatever other method you want to find the IP address of the Iphone)
  6. SSH over to your iPhone and change your password and install a public-private key pair
  7. SSH back over to your iPhone using a command like this `ssh root@<iphone_ip> -D8080` to setup a SOCKS proxy tunnel
  8. Setup your web browser to use a SOCKS proxy using any way you like (examples here)
  9. Open your iPhone and go to some web-page to get a 3G data IP address
  10. Start surfing the web on your “tethered” iphone

That’s all there is to it.  Now you can “tether” your iPhone, share the connection, whatever you want.  Oh, and AT&T can’t actually “tell” you’re tethering without some effort.  Now there are obviously more things you can do to make life easier like:

  • Installing the SSH reconnection tool
  • Disabling SSH timeouts with
  • Automatically connecting the Data IP address when you SSH

However, those are left as an exercise to the reader.  Don’t you hate it when people do that?  I know I do.  Friggen jerks.

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Supplies

  • Disposable Camera: $0.00 (ask your grocery store for an empty one)
  • iPhone: $0.00 (fell off truck)
  • iPhone Soft-case (mine is an Incipio and it fell off the same truck)

Instructions

  1. Disassemble the camera and salvage the len(s) without zapping yourself. If you really want, you can zap yourself because some people like that … you freaks.
  2. Put the lens inside the soft-case
  3. Put your iPhone in the soft-case
  4. Take macro pictures at a glorious 2.0 megapixels
iphone-macro-3.jpeg iphone-macro-2.jpeg iphone-macro-1.jpeg

Update: After writing this, I actually took the time to see if I was original as I though did a quick search at instructables.com. Turns out, I’m not that creative: Cheap iphone macro lens for barcode scanning

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To me, it’s enlightening to the the other side of the arugument for a change. Generally, the only thing on the Internet is how the people on the Internet are always right and how other media/content providers are crazy.

I’ve read through both sides and, well, I just can’t agree with the content providers. I’m all for a la carte and I personally find the arguments made by the content provider to just be frustrating. One in particular about how “consumers think they want a choice” really got me annoyed. The plays into my hatred of how media really helps control the way the brainless masses think; however, freeing up that thinking and allowing real choice and hopefully removing the brainless from the masses.

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Pre-bottling taste test seems to show that it has a very smooth amber-styled ale flavor with the essential hoppie notes. I hope it will taste as good if not better after fermented in the bottles for a few weeks!

One style of bottle

One style of bottle

Test and Filter

Test and Filter

Some of the final product!

Some of the final product

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That’s it! Success has been had and I’m definitely going to do this again with everything that I’ve learned from this experience (a.k.a., no candy thermometers).

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1. Steeping the Grains
The hard part about this is trying to get the steel pot up to 170F without making it insanely hot to deal with later when I have to make sure that I don’t over boil the silly thing.

And the waiting…. We finally got to the appropriate steeping temperature so now there’s 20 minutes of waiting before we can bring it to a boil

2. Adding in Malt & Extract
Finally finished steeping. Have to let the grains drain and then add in the malt and extract

Added the ingredients and now we wait till it boils

Boil dammit!!!

Just broke the candy thermometer. It is now officially a fiasco.

Finally got to add the hops. Hope I don’t make it over boil.

My stove is having trouble keeping the heat up…moving to the lid.

Brand frickin new stock pot lid started snapping and developing hairline cracks…moving to a beefier lid and walmart is going to get a nasty-gram.

3. Beginning Fermentation
Starting the rapid cooling of the boiled sticky mess.

Adding in the yeast and the cool little air lock thingy.

And the beer has a new home for the next week

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That’s all for now!!! Tomorrow, we’ll have to see if the yeast is actually working the way that it’s supposed to and that will be the tell-tale sign of whether or not we have a chance at success. Stay tuned!

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Someone has suggested The Art of Computer Virus Research and Defense; however, I was considering something more along the lines of Reversing: Secrets of Reverse Engineering.

I’ve previously gone through The Shellcoder’s Handbook and it was good (minus the code mistakes). So instead of watching Ask a Ninja and other DVD’s any ideas of books?

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Sara’s Puppy 1

Sara’s Puppy 2

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A aerosol air-horn.

It totally fits the bill … simple, enjoyable, doesn’t last long, and plus it’s awesome. Trust me ladies, buy your guy one for V-day, he’ll love you for it :-)

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It reminded me of working on my old Grand Cherokee and how nice it ran right after a fresh oil change. Needless to say, riding the FZ6 right after an oil change brings the same sort of smile to your face :-) .

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