Hacker for Hire

Alright America … sit down, shut up, and listen because I’m pulling out the soap box for this one.

I am tired, mentally and physically, of this crap. I’m not sure who perpetuated this self-indulgent bullcrap where people are “too sensitive” to hear about how poorly the are performing. I don’t know where this stigma came from that we can’t call people out for doing a terrible job, but it’s got to end … I mean it’s really got to end.

If I hear one more bullcrap line about, “Well, we’ll need to talk with so-and-so’s manager about that… blah, blah, blah.” BULLSHIT!!!

If they suck, tell them they suck! My word people … the only thing worse than the people that aren’t doing squat is the fact that we have a system that lets them do squat and get away with it. Screw that crap sideways. If you see someone sucking it up, and you don’t call it out … NEWSFLASH!!! you suck just as bad because you aren’t doing your job!

I’m not telling anyone to be a tattle-tale over who drank the last cup of coffee or stupid crap like that, but you know that point where someone is pulling this bullcrap. It’s about two steps before the everyone talks to each other behind the slackers back about how bad they are slacking, but no one has told the slacker or the person responsible for the slacker. Screw that! Call them out, tear them a new rectum, and let them know they suck in front of about half of your team and at least one manager who’s job is on the line for this person to perform properly.

I think we need to get some more public ridicule involved in the workplace. How many people do you think would shape up if they knew that their slacking would be splayed out the whole world too see??? Statistics show that one of the most important things to people at their place of employment is the perception of how they are recognized by their peers … with that little tidbit of info, seems to me that I’ve got a whole new motivational scheme going on here. Who wants hire me out for “Kick You’re Employees Asses’ Into Gear Classes?” Email wyatt@hackerforhire.org for pricing and scheduling information.

Popularity: 60% [?]

I know that I’ve done a terrible job at updating my blog with my latest rants, raves, recipes, and letters from retards; however, I’m going to change that for this year. You can call it a resolution, but the reality is that I miss writing about nit-wits

So in an effort to kick it off right, I thought it might be a nice change of pace to show you just what kind of interesting stuff the blog gets to see, but no one else does.

Top Search Term
This is the one that blew me away … top search phrases for this site are a riot

1. apple dip recipe
2. revenge stories
3. hacker codes
4. code snippet
5. trac pam
6. swfupload upload_script
7. evil ideas
8. ffmpeg 3gp codec
9. use firefox to hack it someone’s myspace

Where the hell is “hacker codes” coming from??? I mean, it brings up the Code Snippet page … but that doesn’t even come close to what I would take that to mean. An the last one … that is my absolute favorite because there were at least 3 separate people that searched for that, 3 different IP’s on 3 different days (different states too). I have no idea how the hell someone would come the the conclusion that Firefox would be the best tool to “hack” MySpace.com, but just … wow. I see that I also need to increase my evil output as well from what the search results show.

Most View Page [on site]
The page most clicked on, view, whatever-ed from the front page is … The Apple Dip recipe! Apparently, people love the apple dip so I’ll see what I can do to put up some new recipes at some point in time, but I never thought people would come here for food

Most View Page [referred]
The most view page … “Code Snippet 2.0″ I’d have to say that hosting this plug-in has taken up more time that I could ever imagine; but it’s been so worth it. I really wish that I had time to do all the other fun things I’d want to with it, but sadly it gets a lower priority. From seeing the number of page views (3800+), I think that I’m going to have to do just a little bit more work on it.

That’s all I have for 2007, I hope that I’ll have more in 2008.

Popularity: 59% [?]