Hacker for Hire

I really like my domain name, why else would I have bought the silly thing? Anyway, I like it. I think that it’s clever, catchy, and relevant to the service I wish to offer, Computer Security for LEGITIMENT BUSINESSES. I find that more and more, I’m receiving emails from people who want me to do illegal and unethical bull crap. I think I really need to get my FAQ up on what Hacker For Hire is and how it’s not a whole sale house for people who want to break into school computers and change grades, or people who want to read their husband’s or wife’s email.

So as a statement: IF YOU AREN’T A LEGITIMENT BUISNESS WITH A LEGITIMENT NEED FOR A COMPUTER SECURITY EXPERT, DON’T EMAIL ME ASKING FOR HELP ON WHATEVER STUPID YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH. UNLESS YOU HAVE EXPLICT AND UNDENIABLE OWNERSHIP OF THE SYSTEM IN QUESTION, I WILL NOT HELP YOU IN ANYWAY.

Now, that being said, here are the most recent email I’ve received from people trying to get me to do dumb shit.
Continue reading ‘To Legit to Quit’ »

To everyone out there … especially the ones that don’t read this blog, I’d like to give you a small grain of wisdom. We are fortunate enough to live in a society where nearly every household has a car; however, it seems that some individuals are abusing their privileges of the motor vehicle. Since I don’t have enough hard disk space to hold a post that would list all my annoyances with the way that other people drive, I’m just going to pick one thing that bugs me. No, it’s not the number one thing; however, it’s close and I chosen it because I had to deal with it over and over again today.

Stop signs.
Continue reading ‘Public Service Announcement’ »

Alrighty … I’m officially back on the blogosphere radar … and what better way to do it than to start off with a nice healthy rant . I mean, that is why I keep this around anyway right?
Continue reading ‘Whoops … Fell off the Radar’ »

No, not the title to a bad porno … you sick freak. Just how I’ve been feeling lately. There’s been a ton of crap on my plate and the worst part is that I’ve not been getting much of it done. I’ve also been neglecting my outlet (aka, this blog) since I’ve been trying to come up with ideas for HTG as well as starting a new job … not that starting the new job should have any real affect on anything at this point (so far, two days and I’ve done nothing other than tell HR that I won’t molest people in an unethical manner while taking drugs, drinking poison, and ignoring a sign that says “Don’t Explode This!”) I even have another Evil Ideas themed post that is already written, just not edited.

All that aside, I really don’t think ignoring my stress outlet is that beneficial so keep your eyes open and you’ll see more. I’m out for tonight, I’ve got a long day of sitting around doing nothing tomorrow.