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Electricity 101

Wyatt • • General

By now, I’m sure you know that I’ve purchased a house. If you don’t know that then you are either:

a.) an idiot
b.) not reading my blog enough
c.) some crazy guy named “Lulabell” from Isbecaskuchwanalaida
d.) all of the above
e.) all of the above except c, but including d

If you answered e, you really are an idiot and your IP will be blocked by my …. alright, enough stupidity, back to business. I’ve got a new house. One small problem. The wiring needs some medical attention. Not so much the first floor, but the second floor. So in light of a previous post, I’m throwing a rewiring party.

Yep, you heard it here first. The first ever wiring party. There will be food, drinks, and games like “try not to put a staple through the neutral hot wire.” But all that fun aside, the invite will be going out soon because as cool as people think I am, I think it would be much more fun to have people there to help/watch/screw up.

Keep an eye out for your invitation … 😎
Read the FBI post to know what will happen to you if you turn it down … 😈

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