Hacker for Hire

A Glimmer of Hope

Wyatt • • General

Bo-fricken-ya!!! After a great wailing gnashing of teeth, Xetron finally called me for an interview. Now on to the fun part, trying to get the job. I’m generally not one to get super excited about interviews, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was totally amped about this one. The ideal situation (which I know is not going to happen) is that I will have my interview tomorrow, go do my crappy CAPC stuff in the afternoon and get a call on Wednesday that say “Hello Mr. Latest Xetron employee, we’d like to welcome you aboard. That would make “Nerd’s Night Out” that much cooler cause then I could say all kinds of stupid crap like “I would tell you that, but then I’d have to kill you.” Though, I guess I wouldn’t be allowed to kill them, I don’t think you get that privilege on your security clearances, even though you should. However, I imagine that there would be a lot of charred, smoking vehicles on the way to Xetron and other places that work on security projects for the U.S. Government on the days that the engineers just couldn’t handle the road-rage and had to retaliate with their hood mounted IABMs (Interautomotive Ballistic Missiles). I’ll keep you posted on if things go really well or if I’ll have to go back to the “Office Space” hellhole.

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